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How does paper beat rock? IT DOESN'T!!!

Mon Feb 18, 2008, 5:55 PM
You know what i want to know? like honestly?
How the hell does Paper beat rock? I don't get it.
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can be scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as the take notes in class? I will tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. Paper sucks ass. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist anf say, "Oh shit. I'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

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  • Current Residence: Riverside, CA
  • Interests: paintball, photography,writing, drawing, painting, sculpting, dancing, music, sports, theater
  • Favourite movie: Pirates of the caribbean 1&2, Harry potter 1,2,3&4, Rocky horror picture show, totoro...
  • Favourite band or musician: Slipknot, Trivium, Stone sour, Bullet for my valentine, linkin park, senses fail, Guns N' roses
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock//metal//hardcore//atlernative//classical
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dan Brown, Stephen king,Anne Rice, Anna McCaffrey, Markus Zusak
  • Favourite photographer: David Lachapelle
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod.
  • Shell of choice: uh.. sea shells?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Something of a Naked Girl please
  • Skin of choice: my own skin?
  • Favourite game: WoW, CS, www.notpron.com
  • Favourite gaming platform: pc
  • Favourite cartoon character: GIR, Eeyore, Mudkip(s),
  • Personal Quote: "our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might lose by fearing to attempt"
  • Tools of the Trade: anything I can use.

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~scheherazadenerai Sep 23, 2009, 7:20:18 AM
Thanks for the fave :)

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~D34DB34T Aug 13, 2008, 8:41:11 AM
No problem!
I ADORE Kat Von D :D

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~xToxxicSuicidex Aug 26, 2008, 4:44:54 PM
Me too, She's absolutely gorgeous! I'm going to get tattoo'd by her in a few months. :aww:

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~D34DB34T Aug 27, 2008, 4:04:48 PM
haha thats awesome!
whats your tattoo of, if you dont mind me asking XD

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~xToxxicSuicidex Dec 5, 2008, 6:40:42 PM
I actually have no idea what I'm going to have her do, (i'm still waiting to get a spot in lol)

I have a bunch of tattoo's i know for sure i want, but i know she specializes in portraits, and nothing i want is a portrait.

but she also does amazing wording so I'm 80% sure I'm going to have her do my harry potter [yes, I'm that nerdy...] tattoo, which is going to be on my upper back and it will be "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" and then under and to the right "Mischief Managed" with some other harry potter elements [marauders map feet prints, some fancy harry pottery elements. lol.

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I Love Dan. <3
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~D34DB34T Dec 7, 2008, 1:58:25 PM
Yeah, it must insane to try and get an appointment considering how busy she is lol. You might be on tv! ;D
I love the Harry Potter idea, its very original! I wish you luck :D

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~Rexas Apr 2, 2008, 8:31:09 PM
heya, you probably don't remember meh, but figured I just say hi! Your work is effing shweet and your talents have grown by the way!

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=gonnafly Feb 14, 2008, 5:17:20 PM
Happy Valentines Day! :iconbemyvalentineplz:

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